diddly squit

Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"

Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

diddle

verb; the act of "slipping" ones fingers into the damp and dark inners of a females reproductive organ.

maaaaaaan, i slipped a diddle!" or "it would be rude not to, slip a diddle."

by nosecandy69 May 24, 2011

Diddleshot

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.

"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"

by anonymous November 8, 2018

diddle-doo

n. Someone who locks their friends out of their room, whether because they are busy doing work or otherwise.

Ever since he had to write all those papers for art history, Devin has really turned into a diddle-doo.

by (Kolya) May 8, 2008

DJ Diddling

When a girl is rubbing her pussy and it resembles a DJ scratching records.

Bro I was watching this porno yesterday and this broad was straight DJ Diddling herself soooo hard.

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

P'diddle

To stimulate the labia and clitoris of a woman to orgasm with a penis (erect or flaccid), yet not at any point during sex insert said penis into vagina.

"I'm on the rag, but we can p'diddle."

by PP April 29, 2002

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002