desert eagle

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

by James Bell April 24, 2006

Delsea Middle/High School

A school in Franklinville, New Jersey. At Delsea you will find herds of slutty girls showing off their Uggs and football jocks in their under armour. You can also find plenty of gangstas and junkies bragging about how they drank 5 Monsters the other day. There are plenty of loudmouth morons talking about how they had sex a bunch of times and how they will beat each other up. The teachers constantly have to put up with abuse from the punky delinquents and jocks walking around and tossing their heads like they just drank a Ny-Quil smoothie. Occasionally you will witness a drug dealing sloppily disguised as a handshake.These often result in the drug falling to the ground and the retards getting internal suspension. The nicest people-suprisingly-are the filthy niggers. The students in honors classes are mainly football douches that only took honors to look cool. The orange girls are treated like sex objects by their harem leaders, who are typically football douches. The principal at the high school favors football douches and the vice-principal is a bitch that favors blacks.

Person 1: Hey guys how's it going?
Person 2: Hey. What's up.
Delsea student: Dude, you are gay. I'll kick your ass if you don't suck my cock. You don't play COD? Faggot. You gotta be tea bagged now.
Rational person: Hey man, you want to tea-bag him, but you call him a faggot? That is highly illogical.
Delsea student: I don care what ilililkallogikal, I'm a Delsea wreslter!
Delsea Middle/High School

by My name is already being d;lnm May 16, 2011

dersent

Must not: Pennsylvania Dutch

You dersent go swimming in the pond when there's ice on it.

by Tanya W of PA March 21, 2005

Desert Pines high school

A school fillied with pregnant bitches and abortions. With musty bitches getting fucked in the bathroom and guys getting they dick sucked in the halls. people may say that this is the most musty school in Nevada. The bitches in student council swear that they run the school and think they too good for anybody. Beaners wear them tight ass jeans looking gay as a mf and have loud trucks that go 5 miles an hour. And the black bitches in the morning be loud asfuck like if it’s recess. This school has a 90% that it well shot up by a most likely rotc nigga. Rotc niggas swear they been to war and act like they deserve respect. Also known for being fillied with lil dick niggas who claim they got 32 inch punishers. with niggas who ditch just to go to sand hill and smoke dick but as soon as they get unenrolled they cry like the pussies they are. This is also the school where seniors try to rape freshmen girls because they are pedophiles. This the lovely school we like to call “Desert Crimes”.

Loud black female ina morning: “BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!”
Student council bitch: “were in charge of what goes on in school”

Rotc niggas: “FuTuRe mArInE sOlDiEr”
“Desert Pines High school is the mustiest place I’ve ever been to”- experienced student

by speaking facts only boi December 23, 2018

deised

it means buff, muscular, ripped, etc.

you look deised in that first picture

by Shannon K. December 9, 2008

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

deisel

A) Someone who is extremely muscular or stong

formed from the actor vin deisel for his well built apperance

B) Someone who has high endurance and can participate in a high activity contact sport without resting or getting water

A) Yo man , don't fuck with that guy ... he looks mad deisel

B)

DAN: Wow check out pat

NICK: Yeah i know he has been in for all four quarters and he is still running strong

DAN: Yeah man he is Deisel

by Rick Flair December 6, 2006