denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY

Holy fuck derby county have won again.

by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024

Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland

Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017

Derbi

Describing someone who is a derp and kind of retarded. Similar to "dumbass" or "retard"

Hey look at Justin, he was screaming in the kitchen for no reason, what a derbi!

by its_lit6969 January 2, 2022

derby schools

Der•by; A school with high education and intelligence but is also a school full of fakes

Example: My friend is such a derby school

Derby schools

by CeCeilia November 9, 2013

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023