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Finger Derby

Finger Derby is a race between 12 men to see who can get their woman to cum the fastest. Each man has a different set of silks on their finger to differentiate from one another.
"Hey will you and your mum participate on Finger Derby after the sunday mass?"
by Ingland May 15, 2025
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priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.
Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025
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Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight
Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.
by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022
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derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY
Holy fuck derby county have won again.
by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024
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Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g
by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017
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kentucky derby margarita salt

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"
by blkbrd January 22, 2025
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Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.
I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69
by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024
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