jacob derbyshire

Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x

Kirsty <3

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by Kirstyox October 26, 2013

debstar

variety of nerd only found rarely in the depths of S9 (physics lab) or sometimes the library. sightings are rare and should be reported, preferably to k-dogz. most debstae (damn rite, it's plural) enjoy physical activities such as physics and <insert activity of choice here), in addition to laughing at people more skanky and asian than herself. debstar's tend to have half lives of around 40 years, but this can greatly plummet under the influence of nuclear radiation, pot, ice and B+s.

je te veux....je veux vous baiser is an expression commonly uttered by orthodox debstars. it is the simplest means of debstar identification. as is a string of overtly sexual yet well meaning one liners

by debstar July 22, 2004

debbs

Someone who loves dorks. Especially those living in Ham Lake, Minnesota.

Debbs has fallen for you =)

by tootsiefoot July 23, 2009

Derby Cunt

A slang used to represent someone of severe distaste. It's one of few references to a "cunt" that is actually worse than the original meaning. Original meaning is in reference to a derby horse that, once injured, or is too old or incapable of racing, is shot or euthanized for its inability to perform.

Only used in serious cases.

1. I just wanna take him out back and whoop the shit outta that derby cunt.
2. He did WHAT? Wow, what a derby cunt.
3. Uuuugh...I can't stand that derby cunt.
4. WTF is wrong with you, you fuckin derby cunt asshole bitch.

by Kharv July 7, 2011

Derb

the most gangster pimp that you will ever meet. straight outta the bad part of new York, he will steal your girl, and beat you in rock paper scissors at the same time. moved to the big D now he runs whores in every part of the country. escapes the government by running to Canada where the Canadian government hides him. also a jujitsu master, he can smack you without you ever seeing it coming.

"yo dude derb is such a pimp"

"nah, did you see him smack me, he fights like a woman."

by that guy who's not real May 14, 2019

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 18, 2005

derby county

derby county, england's shittest football (soccer) team.
they're fans are commonly known as "sheep shaggers" to all other respectable teams.
they also need to take their head out of their ass, swallow they're pride (little as it may be) and admit that forest, who have twice been the best team in europe are better than them.
even leicester city are better than them and leicester are bollocks.

"yeh its true derby county lost again"

"all those fans of derby county really should get their dicks out of those sheep's asses and start watching their team lose"

by Des Walker September 26, 2006