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Death Chopper

The US Marine Corps (UMC) Black Hawk Helicopter, or the Middle-East Coalition (MEC) and Chinese transport helicopters,in the video game Battlefield 2. The Death Chopper is named such because of its weak armor, slow speed, and light and ineffective weapontry. Because of these qualities, Death Choppers are extremely vulnerable to enemy fire from both land and air-based enemies. Its status as a death-trap is further incrased by the fact that it frequently carries large numbers (up to 6) of players, providing a quick and easy way to obtain a large number of kills. Death choppers most frequently fall victim to enemy aircraft or air-defense turrets, although gunship helicopters, turret-mounted machine guns, and shoulder-lauched anti-tank weapons (noob toob) also claim thier fair share of Death Choppers.

Death Choppers are most vulnerable on the "Wake Island 2007" map, where they often provide the "best" way for noobs and newbies to either get off the USMC carrier (for the US team) or get onto it (Chinese team). Expect to get a full 6 kills if you shoot one down on this map during the beginning or middle of the game.
(death chopper with 6 people is in midflight from the carrier to the chinese south base)
Death Chopper Pilot: Oh shit, enemy aircraft!
(Noob on chopper minigun shoots at enemy plane, but misses)
PLane pilot: haha n00b! Death Chopper guns suck!
Death Chopper Pilot: Shit, we're fucked. Damn you plane whores!
(PLane shoots down Death Chopper giving the plane pilot 6 kills and adding 12 points to his already-high score)
PLane pilot: Haha! i pwn Death Chopper n00bs! all your base are belong to us!
by SheeAIDS August 31, 2008
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Austrian Death Machine

Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to

- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

- a guitar solo in every song

And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...

"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)

"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)

"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)

"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"

"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)

"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)

"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)

"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.
You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)
by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010
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Death Magnetic

The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds
Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes
by Th3 M3T4AL October 30, 2008
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Death Fan 5000

A game where several rat traps are placed on the blades of a ceiling fan, the more the better, and when each of the participants are ready, the fan is turned on High. The goal is to avoid getting hit by the traps.
Last night's game of Death Fan 5000 was awesome!
by Goony goon April 26, 2005
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death snow

beautiful snow that looks like sparkly glitter on a ski slope, but as soon as you start to snowboard/ski down the mountain, wind picks up and the death snow attacks your face and feels like sand paper.
only known frozen thing to come straight from the fires of hell
guy 1: Awww, its so pretty
guy 2: Dude be careful. You brought you holy jacket, right?
guy 1: No, why?
guy 2: take a look, theres DEATH SNOW!
guy 1: o-shit...
(gets off chair lift)
guy 1: O GOD HELP ME!!! MY FACE!! IT FEELS LIKE SAND PAPER!!
guy 2: r-tard...
by Joey O'Connor January 30, 2008
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death press

When a person is making love to a rather massive fat person who happens to be on top. The unfortunate Bastard on the bottom cant escape and gets mercilessly crushed to death.
*Paramedics arrive on scene* "Damn i didnt know jim would die via the death press..."
by GeraldM December 5, 2016
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death du jour

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.
Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021
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