dense

adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.

C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!

by Teee Heee July 2, 2008

Deanster

A heartless, insensitive jerk who leads people on. Will tell you he cares about you but really doesn't. Has low self esteem. Likes marijuana.

"Hey what's wrong?" "Just that Deanster"

by happyclowning December 20, 2008

Dense breast

Boobs that are hard and not flappy and sag to the floor.

Man 1: did you see that girl?
Man 2: yeah she was a real dense breast
Boobs

by Wedge5104 October 5, 2016

ginga densetsu weed

popular japanese anime where the main character (Weed) searches for his father as his mother's last wish in the paradise of Ohu that was being taken over first by a genetically morphed dog and then a dog that ate his owner after months of being left with his brother and friends.

Ginga Densetsu Weed never had any english dubs probably because of too much violence.

by I<3Ushiwaka June 19, 2011

Dense

Stupid or dumb

Are you really that dense?

by sav November 19, 2016

Dense

Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person

1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”

by panda_bern August 28, 2018

stefanos DeAngelis

A slightly overweight 5,10 greek child who is almost as lit as he thinks he is. he also fucks mad hoes and its really fire at madden.

That kids dope as fuck, he's Stefanos Deangelis

by Alex Douglas hatter September 21, 2018