INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006

Pseudo-Dating

The act of partaking in platonic activites with a member of the opposite sex which, while appearing innocent on the surface, may be construed as inappropriate by a significant other. Pseudo-dating often involves mild flirtation and may progress to actual "dating" down the road.

My boyfriend gets very uncomfortable when I go on pseudo-dates with my handsome coworker.

I stopped pseudo-dating after we became serious because I wouldn't want him to do it to me.

by WTZ_82 February 28, 2008

Gay chubby dating

It exists; Google it.

Gay chubby dating... Why God, WHY?!

by Gay chubby dating January 29, 2009

Dating green

The eco-friendly practice of recycling, or re-dating, former boyfriends/girlfriends, regardless of whether or not it is a terrible idea.

Jane: "Omg, can you believe that Sarah got back together with that jackass, Matt?!"
Melissa: "I know, right!? At least she's thinking of the environment and dating green, though..ha."

by C. Giles October 7, 2009

dating data

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life

If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Dating Score

Dating Score for a Rowdy Gentleman between the ages of 30-40 is similar to golf, but with a handicap of 10. Subtract 10 from the males age and that aged female would be dating par.

Jim is a 35 year old Rowdy Gentleman. He slept with 20 year old Niki last night. His Dating Score was 5 under par!

by HIPSOUTH September 20, 2016

datingirishbellahadid

she is honestly really sus guys dont support her, pls dont smh she is so sus , the sussiest i say

datingirishbellahadid is so hot and cool do you know them? Hell yeah i do

by mitchr0wlandsupremacy June 4, 2021