contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.

*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

cuntash

a multi-functional word similar to "GOLDEN" or "MONEY" representing good or positive items/circumstances..of couse depending on the particular context.

1.dam that honey is cuntash!
2.Did ya score the cuntash buds???
3.All my teams covered the spread! cutash ! I 'm goig to make it rain tonight!!!!

by pac man jones October 29, 2007

cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

cuntambasticle

The testicle that hangs the highest or has the least elasticity; directly contrasts the tambasticle, which hangs the lowest. In a group of two or three testicles, the cuntambasticle may often be neglected in the shifting and scratching process, which is potentially hazardous and can lead to disappearance. The cuntambasticle is the last to enter the mouth during a teabag.

While one cuntambasticle is normal, the highly unorthodox phenomenon of two may cause shrinkage or effeminate behavior as a result of retreating up into the body cavity.

For the last time, I don't care if your cuntambasticle smells like oranges.

Fuck me, Arf is acting like such a pansy. I bet he has two cuntambasticles.

by Nugetard May 22, 2006

cuntaroo

a nice way of saying, "hey your a dirty tramp & i hate you", but do you like my happy tone and ear to ear smile while saying it?

Gertrude:: Hey Beth its been along time you fucking cuntaroo.
(Beth has been having an ongoing affair with Gertrudes husband for 73 years. Gertrude knows.)

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

cuntaclysm

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

by rain2o September 7, 2009

Cuntagious

1. adj. When a cunt corrupts another innocent girl turning her into a cunt due to over exposure.

2. n. A disease infested cunt.

1. "Wow Amanda really has become a bitch after hanging out with sidney so much, sidney must be cuntagious."

2. "Man, you better hit up the clinic and get yo self check, I heard that bitch is cuntagious."

by Rasta pasta losta June 5, 2011