Crystal

Crystal's are dumb bitches who you shouldn't associate with.

Friend: Why is she so dumb?

Me: Her name is Crystal, that's why

by dumbgirl101 September 19, 2018

Crystal

Usually a hoe

Wow your moms name... she's a crystal

by A punk ass teenager June 5, 2017

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.

i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005

crystalgazer

The true form of the perfect women. Smart, Witty, Sexy and open to try new things.

A saw a sweet crystalgazer at the club last night.

by Kittyofdoom151 June 29, 2008

Crystal River Middle School

Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people

MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s

by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019

Crystal

Crystal is a shy person at first, but when you get to know her she’s so nice & generous . she’ll do anything for you & especially if you’re lucky enough to start dating her. any time she spots you, she’ll make sure she gets to talk to you. she’s very beautiful & kind. she’s a very loyal person . if you’re really close to her she would always send you the craziest things & pictures of her just to make you laugh your butt off. although she may seem really really quiet and shy. she has a great personality & is quick to fall in love with you. although she hates many people, she loves her friends that stick with her very much.

boy - yo i just met this really cute & shy girl Crystal today.

girl - shoot your shot! you won’t regret it. she’s the best girlfriend you could possibly stick with.

by agirlyfromisaac November 17, 2019