Cyrusing

To take a picture or make a video (of you or someone else) licking a random object in an extremely sexual manner in the style of Miley Cyrus.

Guy 1: Why are you licking that lamp?
Guy 2: I'm cyrusing.
Guy 1: I guess you really love lamp.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl October 8, 2013

cyrusing

To obsession over something to the limit where it's very creepy.

And then the singer was cyrusing over her over rated eos.

by ceippo March 13, 2015

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

crusin the dusties

When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.

Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.

by DirtySL October 16, 2017