Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

crunchy naturalist

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.

My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.

by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023

Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

Crunchy Black

A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'

Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!

Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!

by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022