Crispy Crittered

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

by moonlion January 19, 2004

Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

by Andrew 360 March 13, 2010

crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

by jevaincrai February 19, 2009

crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

by -TWITCHY August 31, 2018

fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

by Check X May 19, 2006

rice crispy

Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops

Check out that gay rice crispy

by DeVirginator February 3, 2003