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crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad
mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
by mary the cow April 29, 2019
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Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.
"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"
by Aidywady May 25, 2017
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Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
by zorgid September 20, 2024
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Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way
Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07
by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018
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Cripple

Cripple, means: some one how is named Shannon and is a stupid stinky cripple
Stupid stinky cripple
by Doglinction June 8, 2019
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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