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Crippled

Crippled Unable to walk or move properly.
by Suck your mums tits May 25, 2018
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.
I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.
by BIG DAX March 6, 2021
mugGet the Cripple Pissmug.

cripple stud

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!
by Graerr May 12, 2022
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crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.
"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."
by Kippers19 April 3, 2016
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cripple

what a cripple
by anonymous February 19, 2021
mugGet the cripplemug.

cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car
op there's a cripple cab
by pppoopoocheck123456 January 5, 2023
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