Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.
by Bkackhead November 24, 2021
Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
by Witch man July 18, 2022
Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.
by Chrisboi589 October 05, 2020
A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 15, 2023
The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017