The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.
Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
by Rosa Cockatoo May 31, 2021
Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?
Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
by Mimijojo March 24, 2021
by JuliOh May 13, 2022
by JuliOh May 13, 2022
When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway
by Maridonna Bechina June 26, 2020
Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.
Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"
Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
by WhereIsMySandwich October 03, 2022