Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!

"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018

me crayons

Crayons that your mom bought you.

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!

by iluvthenet March 17, 2017

Crayon

The brown ones taste the best.

Nom Nom brown crayons.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?

Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.

by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020

Crayon

A man who is extremely sexy and is the son of a generational

"Luke i think you are such a crayon"
"Thanks Ellis, you're a crayon too"

by TidyT February 22, 2020

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012