a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
by jessinof July 22, 2017

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.
by jakmof April 21, 2018

by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018

Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018

noun
1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);
2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024
