cockblocker

walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!

christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.

by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009

cockblock

1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.

Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.

I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.

by rockit88 April 10, 2010

Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.

P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."

by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012

camp cockblock

A hunting camp in Northeaster PA.

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010

cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR

Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it

by i want some ass March 29, 2004

cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely

i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"

by Cathy October 18, 2003

crackalackin'

Crackalackin' is a term meaning 'how is it going?' It is derived from the LA gang the Crips. The synonym from the LA gang the Bloods would be 'whats up blood?' Also refers to gang activity as crackalackin'

"Whats crackalackin' cuz?"
"Whats crackalackin' up in here tonight?"
"You know we just been hoppin'(lowrider term) 'round the block crackalackin' dem negros in the red (Bloods)."

by ErbGotti February 19, 2009