tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man

The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

Collector

A seemingly pile of virginity that cares deeply how his Yo Noid Cartrige looks.

Hey, are going to dust off that Yo Noid Cartrige, Collector?

by 1nkyd1nky March 17, 2019

graffiti collector

A person who admires and acknowledges and observes graffiti with out actually taking part in the production of graffiti or even the culture.
A graffiti collecting has close ties to the stamp collecting or a bird watching.
a collector may document and catalogue graffiti that has been observed.

"hey man what you doing taking photos of all this graffiti?"
"I'm collecting it I'm a graffiti collector."

by Swak June 16, 2007

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

Debt collector

A smooth pimp like myself who makes a lot more money and gets a lot more pussy than you do getting scum to honor their commitments. Very frustrating at times but somebody must keep you fucks in line...

The debt collector finished the call and made another $500 in commission today...Tonight he’s banging yet another girl...

by PImpGrease April 18, 2019