Cornubi

To Cornubi:
To steal whilst retaining shame, far more dignifying than Woodridging, at least to Logan peoples.

Originates from Cornubia the suburb in Logan, Australia where there are the more dignified of Logan people. Logan people are usually just scum though so yeah, just stay away.

See also Woodridge

Friend 1: You know Matt Damon?
Friend 2: Yeah man i Cornubied his virginity
Friend 1: heh...heh... Maaaaatttt Daaaamon

by otherwiseknownas October 3, 2005

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Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.

First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.

by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010

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cornib • Cornibus • cornbread • Corning • Cornish • cornboy • Cornball Brother • cornish pasty • cornbeef • cornballer

Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

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