cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

coca cola blak

A variation of your beverage Coca Cola.
Contains extra caffeine, so much that it actually smells like coffee, it tastes so strong it really does wake you up.
So far i've only seen it available Europe (not the UK though.)

I need to wake up, get me a can of Coca Cola Blak will ya?

by Fleeble July 15, 2007

Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.

Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Cocaine Tits

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water

Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.

by Federal Expression October 21, 2011

Kentucky Cocaine

Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?

I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.

by Derek Riordan January 11, 2009

cocaine

white powder that is snorted to get a "rush", rich man's speed, candy that makes you dandy

Person 1: Oh man, I'm so tired. I don't
feel well.

Person 2: I think you need your medicine

*SNORT SNORT*

by Food May 27, 2004

cocaine

Gasoline for white girls.

If I don't get my two cups of cocaine in the morning, I'm usually pretty grumpy.

by anonymous March 2, 2005