Comshipper

A baby pedophile, I mean, a person who ships problematic stuff for the sake of it, like abuser x victim, fetus x queen elizabeth, etc. they’re usually proshippers and lolicons too who use this term to sound innocent

P1: I’m a comshipper, who thinks rape and incest is cute
P2: I hope your family finds this
P1: erm…I use comshipping to cope with my uncle touching me
P3: you sound retarded

by Yourboiyungcashregister July 29, 2023

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constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

by katiekins October 13, 2008

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Constipationing

To be in the process of being constipated.

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.

by George Macky October 28, 2008

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Constipidity

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

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Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

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