kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!

"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"

by Gandis March 9, 2010

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013

Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010

Colon snake

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

Colonization Syndrome

A native person who, as a long-term consequence of colonization (specifically inter-generational internalized racism), is only attracted to white people.

"don't even try to get with her, she's got a bad case of Colonization Syndrome"

by darciel November 24, 2018