Colondolence

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.

Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.

by Jaymi May 29, 2018

collin rimmer

A disgusting mix of a fat child and a groomer. Collin often takes children to the Trafford centre to the food court. Rimmer took GCSE cookery making him “The gay baker”

First a french word then English. I can’t believe man he was once a fat child and now a grommer making him a Collin rimmer

by Reaney February 21, 2019

Collyn

The best boyfriend you could ever have. The sweetest guy in the whole world. You are lucky if you are dating a Collyn.

Collyn is the best and sweetest boyfriend ever.

by Whenobaeygoe March 9, 2019

Collinsexual

If you are collinsexual, you like to have intercourse with paper

Friend 1: You are collinsexual
Friend 2: *explodes*

by mememasternate March 12, 2019

Collosal dumbass

When you’re a complete dumbass like someone named elias

Elias is such a collosal dumbass

by danica420420 September 26, 2020

ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023