Coffin Corner

The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.

They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.

by Zachzedzuch July 11, 2020

Coffin Nails

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.

How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.

by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020

Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

Catfish Coffin

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.

Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Cuffing season

When it's so hot outside that people roll their sleeves up/cuff them.

I have to roll my sleeves up because it's so hot. It must be cuffing season.

by Bgbgbgbg August 3, 2016

coffin birth

When a woman gives birth during or after death

So I was strangling this pregnant lady and right as she died she had a coffin birth and that turned me off.

by BigBeefinDonger September 21, 2017

Coffin Nail

A child who causes a parent so much grief and pain that he or she will send the parent to the grave soon. It is used by some Chinese parents to scold their disobedient or wayward kids.

I told you a thousand times, stop going out with that boy. How on earth did your mother give birth to a coffin nail like you?

by Jimmy Loo January 26, 2006