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Hot Coffee

Term used to describe sexual intent, originally used to describe a minigame in Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that can be unlocked with an Action Replay code or patch. The minigame has the player control the forward and backward movements as the main character Carl "CJ" Johnson fucks his girlfriend. When Hilary Clinton heard of hot coffe, she suddenly became even more of a bitch.
Monica Lewinsky: "Hey, wanna go get some hot coffe?"
Bill Clinton: "Sure!" (drops pants)
(Monica gives Bill a blowjob, Hilary gets pissed)
by poompt September 5, 2005
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Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!
Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!
by Wojo211 September 2, 2005
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Irish coffee

1. Coffee with whiskey
2. Whiskey in a coffee cup that the drinker claims to be "just coffee"
1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.
by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015
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Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.
Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.
by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011
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Electric Coffee

That damn tweeker at my work drinks electric coffee 8 times a day.
by Rabite831 January 20, 2011
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Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."
by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012
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Cannock-Coffee

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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