Cocaine Aunt

You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.

She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.

Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"

by Lesbian Icon October 27, 2020

cocaine

the reason i am no longer in a sorority.

don't blow lines of cocaine when fat drunk girls are watching...

by ann1212 October 31, 2007

Cocaine

a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.

Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states

Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.

by Bum Fardo October 3, 2007

Cocaine Nose-Job

The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.

Scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the ER for a Cocaine Nose-Job.

by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008

cocaine

cocaine is actually a rich man's aspirin

cocaine will ease the pain. Then your heart explodes, causing brief pain; then death.

by ejectseat February 13, 2005

Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.

Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.

by Brooksie January 25, 2011

cocaine whites

Any super clean pair of- or new- white tennis shoes.

"I accidentally spilled Kool-Aid all over my new cocaine whites."

by Brandy A. August 22, 2006