Rolling coal

Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain

I was giving her the montana muskit loader when I started rolling coal all over her curtains

by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

Canary in a coal mine

When you drink moonshine with a chicken wing as your chaser.

Barkeep, can I have a canary in a coal mine, and can you make it boneless?

by twccman June 6, 2022

raking over the coals

When you fart and it stinks like pure shit because the gas passes over the turd.

You may want to roll down the window because I really have to poop and I am raking over the coals.

by Reffud June 24, 2014

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020

Coal Rolex

A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.

"Wow, Dylan, that Golf TDI is nice!"
"Yeah, it's a real Coal Rolex, isn't it?"

by Iamvaccinated May 26, 2022

coals

The 'cherry' at the tip of your smoke; weed, cigarettes, cigars.

Who has been flickin' their coals on my floor!?! In the ashtray, outside, but not on my floor!

by carrknowledege May 20, 2021

bag of coal

Something used, unwanted, or shunned.

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal

by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022