clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.

"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."

by ccook288 October 16, 2008

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Czumpy

The nickname that was given to Jeff Czum super hot guitarist of Cute is what we aim for.

Cute and funny Jeff Czumpy.

by CIWWAFCRAZED February 21, 2009

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clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.

Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.

by jbizzler March 7, 2009

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Clumpage

Another word for precipitate.

An aqueous solution of Silver(I) and an aqueous solution of chloride were mixed and it resulted in a clumpage.

by Ashley Williams January 27, 2009

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(Noun) a mixture of "clump" and "crumple." Refers to the misuse of the "English language" in which there is no regard for spelling, tense, word order, sentence structure, thought cohesion, punctuation, or pronunciation.

"Her Facebook status said:
"Wen someone says there ur friend and help u out no mater wat there a lie there just like every person dat f u over i wont say no names that wen u cut there sry ass off i hate as people."
I don't even know what she is talking about. It's like she's speaking in clumple."

by Andashley Goyberton December 9, 2009

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Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.

A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!

by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013

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