clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.

Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.

by Oogie Mctaj February 24, 2011

clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007

Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.

Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker

by unknowen power September 3, 2009

clock-a-lockin

To constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, especially the way GT does it to MAria

Gay T, stop clock-a-lockin me yo.

by mariafish69 September 8, 2008

clock-a-lockin

to constantly monitor every aspect of a person's life, the way GT does to Maria

GT, stop clock-a-lockin me yo!

by mariafish69 September 10, 2008

clock back

When a man is receiving oral sex. Before he ejaculates he proceeds to grab the girl by the hair and pull her head back. He then cums into her nose and she proceeds to choke on excrement.

When you give a girl a clock back one of two things will happen. She will either be completely obsessed with you or file a restraining order against you.(African accent)

by Malcolm Xzavior January 21, 2010

Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.

Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"

by William Trevorson November 26, 2009