Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

south clinton

found on the very tip of iowa known as the other side of the tracks b~kuz you have to go thru the viodocks(which we're tagged by every southside hoody as a rite of passage) to get there unless you're from southside then you cross the tracks also knonw for being dangerous not a place to be if you dont live there even the cops stayed away when i was a kid. just about to be a thing of the past as ADM grows and the houses fall

being from south clinton dont mean you live there now

by tami lampe October 18, 2008

Billary Clintham

When two satanic people get together, lie, cheat, then have a child who is the most complete form of crime and federal disgraice.

Jeez, Melissa and Doug are gonna make a Billary Clintham.

by DRick619 December 5, 2016

pull a clinton

1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton

Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))

by M--B April 10, 2008

chelsea clinton

a term used to describe the inside of an infected bleeding anus
with a dirty condom stuck inside.

i went to have sex with your girlfriend after you, but she had a chelsea clinton, which made it harder to finish.

by the rusty helmet March 3, 2012

Clint

RE:Clint Eastwood. All that is manly & bad-ass, someone that doesn't take shit from anyone. When his thousand yard stare is locked in on you, you know you should run.

"Dude, when you yelled at that crackhead that was hassling us, you were being totally Clint!"

For more on how to be a Clint, please consult imdb for info on these films:

Dirty Harry
Outlaw Josey Wales
High Plains Drifter

by neutralintercepter February 4, 2010

Clinton

A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.

job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?

by lollylolly2010 January 13, 2011