a cleeb

A cleeb is when you let your friends know that you'll be back in a bit, but instead appear after 7 hours instead of the intended 5-10 minutes.

John: Hey man i'm gonna go get a drink i'll be back in a bit

Gilbert: Oh man he's totally pulling a cleeb

by trafalgar47 June 2, 2021

Bo-Cleepus

When you put someone to cleep or someone puts you to cleep

Nate: Bro I'm Bo-Cleepus
Tomothy: WTF DOES THAT MEAN?

by JourneysEnd June 27, 2022

Cairns Cleek

when you line up dildo with an Anus or Vagina and tee off with a 3 wood and drive that baby home!

Man last night i gave Mandy a Cairns Cleek and she blew her load!

by Slamdunkyourjunk December 19, 2022

jake and cleetus

best *"friends"* forever!!1

"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

Dr. Cleetus

A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts

Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!

by FireBlazeInferno April 27, 2021

Clem Leopard

A butch, brash, predatoristic queer on the hunt for some cock and balls.

"Look at Lenny eyeing up Paul's ass"

"Christ, he's such a clem leopard"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

[cleeb]

An awkward situation, or an awkward person

"so brad how was talking to your old girlfriend?"

"she made it so cleeb!"
or

"yeah Carlos is always being such a cleeb"

by Nicolas claveria January 31, 2009