Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

cleaning the dishes

When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.

Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.

Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.

by Hopeless boy69420(70) December 10, 2019

Cleaning Gutters

Chowing down on the back entrance of you wife when you are about to waste money

Omg, I need to be cleaning gutters before this guys weekend

by Brandon Brit January 15, 2022

ice cleaning

ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved

"Matt is up for another round of ice cleaning tonight... Can I borrow some Altoids?"

by Geminitre February 2, 2004

Rage Cleaning

-when you get so mad at something or someone, you clean.

Caleb's mom threatened to take his Xbox away if he didn't clean his room. He started rage cleaning.

by Harare December 29, 2016

Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning

To masturbate with the tube of a vacuum.

if your not home by tommorrow im gonna have to give myself Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning"

by J. and J.,nlga January 13, 2011

Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.

OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!

by Mati May 18, 2006