Camel Pussy Cleaner

One that cleans the vaginal canals of large women while walking through a desert.

Rosie: Wow, there's way too much sand in my cooch, I should hire a Camel Pussy Cleaner!

by Unicorn Honey Sex Fucker April 16, 2011

Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

by Sweet James October 9, 2015

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.

Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

by D'Nasty January 29, 2006

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 6, 2003

Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.

Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010