Claudia

She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.

Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.

Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"

Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"

Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."

by Awkward... July 14, 2014

claudia

a fake ass bitch that lies and cheats on her boyfriend

claudia is a fake ass hoe

by claudia is fake June 16, 2018

Claudios

Handsome man, Claudios is a name of someone who is charming and handsome but is socially awkward, Claudios would rather play video games than have sex.

Look at Claudios, he’s looking fine...

Bro stop acting like Claudios and go talk to her

by Bigz1360 January 24, 2020

Claudiodamache

UGT's best reizinho. Claudiodamache is the best at everything he does and is loved by everyone that supports him at League of Legends.

Che che che gosto de claudiodamache.
Claudiodamache is the best Mr Jings.

by Quenga meister November 22, 2021

Claudron

1) (noun)-An uptight individual.
2) (noun)-Another name for a vagina.

Boy, Forest Whitiker is a claudron!

"I like my claudrons hairy" - Helen Hunt

I screw my girlfriend in the ass occasionally, but I prefer to drill her claudron.

by Derek De5 January 26, 2009

claudinia

A girl who has a brother most likely named Brandon and really likes trumpets and lumpias

Whoa she's good a the trumpet is her name claudinia ?

by Alliemadie05 August 27, 2017

Claudia

A spiteful mother who doesn’t let you smoke at 11:00 pm because it’s “too late”... and the slightest amount of happiness would make her feel like she lost control🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

My mom won’t let me go out for a smoke, she’s such a Claudia.

by PickleQueen99 October 20, 2017