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post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
by tommystips December 17, 2019
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Cityslicker

Mud slinging, dirt riding, buell loving individual that frequents the badweatherbikers message board
Cityslicker will never own a ULY as long as he has his city-X
by Buelligan August 19, 2010
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Catuspea

I have no idea, whenever you say it, it sounds cool.
You smell like a catuspea.
by Bwob July 26, 2003
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Cetus

This cetus is good enough to eatus!
by Boonecat September 2, 2009
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Citrus High School

Just about that best damn thing that has happened to Citrus County. Located in Inverness, where to famous Cooter Fest is held every year yee-haw.
Citrus High is one of the three high schools located in Citrus County and is by far the BEST. Our kids know how to party and how not to contract AIDS. They get along with everyone and can make anyone laugh.
one what school you go to?
two citrus high school
one awesome! wanna party?
by the_real_deal_pseudonym May 19, 2009
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Ciusism

A black lady with red hair running a cult telling people that ciusism is the way
Satan: Ayo God

God: ...
Satan: GOD

God: WHAT

Satan: Ciusism
God: what
Satan: *whispers* Ciusism is the way
by BouncyBear February 11, 2021
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coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long
by craig March 11, 2003
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