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Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.
"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"
by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023
mugGet the Chudmug.

Chud

Chud even smaller than a chode
Girl one: That dude over there told he's got such a big dick.
Girl two: He's such a lier I saw his dick pics he's got a Chud.
by Ieatchud June 5, 2019
mugGet the Chudmug.

Chud

Yeetington is a chud.
by Hail Ye 1488 December 5, 2022
mugGet the Chudmug.

Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.
That dude is a chud
by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018
mugGet the Chudmug.

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
mugGet the Resting Chud Handsmug.

chud

Computer Hardware Understanding Development

A long-forgotten set of Apple performance tools from the PowerPC era, used by old-school Mac nerds to squeeze every last cycle out of their hardware. If you know what CHUD is, you probably still have a G5 somewhere.
Bro, you’ve been CHUDing that Power Mac for hours. Just let it die.
by zvaignes March 15, 2025
mugGet the chudmug.

CHUD

alex is a chud
by hottdoghalfpipe February 23, 2025
mugGet the CHUDmug.

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