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Chris Brown Beat Down 

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba
"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G
Chris Brown Beat Down by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down 

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown
Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

"Chris Brown You" 

The act of using a person as your own punching bag after being provoked excessively by the other person involved. This term can apply to both the female or male.. being "Chris Browned"
if you dont stop bothering me, I will "CHRIS BROWN YOU"
"Chris Brown You" by Imani_T.O February 27, 2009

chris brown a bitch 

phrase meaning to beat or assault your companion for unseen or irrelevant reasons
My girl better not say nothin' or I swear to god I will Chris Brown a bitch!
chris brown a bitch by Tall Davis February 18, 2009

chris Brown You 

When a man/woman beats their significant other senseless and bites multiple chunks out of them and then flees the scene.
When your girl acts up, you tell her "Im gonna Chris Brown You!"
chris Brown You by Weazy89 February 25, 2009

chris brown'd 

girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard

chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009