Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

by drdutch June 12, 2007

texas brown chowder

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

monkey chowder

when a guy fingers a girl. (fingering)

Last night Tina was monkey chowdered!

by PANNSEEE December 4, 2006

Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

Kentwood Clam Chowder

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

cast iron chowder

An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

Supermanning your ho is so 2007... I exclusively practice cast iron chowder on my ho.

by Tommy Durdevic January 19, 2008

man chowder

a colon load of feces and spunk ejected into the toilet, add a touch of bladder broth for taste.....enjoy!!!

"Damn it Frank! You left the man chowder in the bowl and I hate left-overs!"

by u-no-hu-i-b December 28, 2007