A choose me girl is the type of bitch who's going to say stuff like "KAM" and "MEN ARE SHIT" when nobody gives a fuck. The choose me girl would look for validation from other females while bringing innocent males down.
"KILL ALL MEN! FUCK THEM!"
"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
"Shut the fuck up you Choose Me. That's why your boyfriend broke up with you."
by Someone Wifh July 16, 2021
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Get the Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for? mug.Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!
She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
by SnJ March 2, 2014
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mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
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