Cup Chatter

The noise created while sucking through a straw at the bottom of an empty drink, it represents the need of a refill.

Ahh man my straw is makin cup chatter, I need to go get a refill

When your drinking a soda from MacDonalds or some resturant that has straws and you here the noise (Cup Chatter), right when you here it you know you need a refill

by Dixe Normous February 14, 2006

Booty Chatter

Talking a LOT of shit. Usually ignorant bull shit that will piss you off.

Bruh was talking all that booty chatter so I had to beat his ass to shut him up.

by BIG KL April 4, 2015

Serial Chatter

Someone who only wants to chat/text on social media sites and hook up apps, but never wants to meet in real life. This person always texts you saying how handsome, sexy, or how beautiful you are. However when the time comes to finally meet in person, they always decline because they can not host, travel, drive, or go out after dark because they are scared. This type of person is a total loser, and only enjoys playing games online in real life.

Fernando is a Serial Chatter because he texts me constantly on Tinder, but can never meet me because he claims he can not leave his mother alone at home.

by Charles Tomley August 14, 2016

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Chante Elise

A goddess of beauty and love descended from the heavens. Was created by the gods to make all things on earth happier and lovable. She is known for her amazing-ness, beauty, and stunning smile. Guys fall for her all the time, she has a problem though-she is very insecure. A lot of people don't see it because they are blinded by her inner beauty. The guys can't stop thinking about her. She is also known for loving other people and her family, she has a charm on guys, she is sometimes shy or quiet, she closes up like a delicate flower if one should hurt her. But why would anyone want to hurt her? Same reason as anyone else I suppose. She is astonishingly beautiful. Her hair varies from blonde to brunette. She is a kind hearted person, who is driven, and motivated, but still finds time to help others. She can be shy and awkward, but it's always the in the sexiest way. Elise's rarely cause conflict and are friendly with everyone. In addition, they usually have perfect curves.

Hey, do you see that spyglass figure in the corner sitting all alone?
Yeah, what about her?
That's Chante Elise... She's beautiful. Think she's worth my time?
Well... she volunteers and doesn't drink. Go for it!!

by Prader December 22, 2012

charterific

Feeling of gettin screwed over by a cable company. See charter.

My cable is out again and they wont send anyone to fix it today. That's cherterific! My employer cut my wages and sent me home for wearing the wrong color of socks. That's just charterific!

by KodyDawg December 13, 2014