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Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
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Make chastity

To lock up a males penis so he can't masturbate or have unauthorized sex without consent of usually female key holder.
I sent my chastity device keys to kim kardashian so she could control my orgasms, told her to pass key along to khloe or kourtney of not interested. Have not heard reply but letter was recievedz make chastity
by Bad mofo body September 2, 2014
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manifest chastity

When one travels an extensive amounts of miles in pursuit of having intercourse with someone, only to fail in doing so.
"Headed out to Cali to fuck this bitch that wants my dick, hopefully its worth the trip!" "Yeah have fun with your Manifest Chastity mission bro!"
by thrustking69 July 18, 2016
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sand_x_charity

Sand and charity are the greatest, non edating couple ever.
Ugh, i just love sand_x_charity so much.
by rooted.mips.fan May 23, 2021
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charity faith

A beautiful and religious girl who is outgoing and very smart. Loves animals and loves her family. She does well in school and has lots of friends. Will always tell you what's on her mind. Has faith in God and is a very special person all together.
by Dreamgirl82 December 21, 2016
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charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
by Boggler March 5, 2004
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charity bang

Helping one of your not-so-good buddies out by taking his not-so-good-looking girl friends home so she stops complaining about a lack of ass.
I think my karma bucket is overflowing from all the girls I've been charity banging lately
by Quinmill November 4, 2007
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