cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005

Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012

NO CHANCE

Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing

Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie?
Kerman: NO CHANCE

by mrdeol September 15, 2017

cancer

Jacob sartorius

He is cancer!

by Badasssman July 22, 2016

Cancer Causing Member of Society

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

get cancer

What you say to complete fucking retards.
After all, this is the internet, who gets offended by this shit?

Kyle: I just fucked your mom.
John: lmao get cancer retard

by Aidan "Certified Hacker" Nigga September 25, 2015

cancer

4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.

Cancers rock...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003