An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022
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A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
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Get the butt certified mug.The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
by kootiger June 16, 2017
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"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
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A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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