certified kionlinggg moment

When something is funny or completely out of pocket.

Bro i got raped last night

imagine

certified kionlinggg moment

by kionlinggg February 13, 2023

M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified

by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021

Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022

Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.

Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"

by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Before getting married MRS Manzano rizzed MR Garo making her a certified Rizzler.

Her Rizz was so powerful she rizzed the whole school up making her a Certified Rizzler

by Elric July 22, 2024