certified squid

Shut up you certified squid.
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Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.
Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!
by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019
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bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.
Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.
by KelrJr April 22, 2022
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass
My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies
by Mudslap January 14, 2021
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back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.
We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.
by Rob Hoehn April 10, 2007
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Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.
Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.
by mrswag454 July 27, 2011
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