Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018
Get the CATFISH POLICEmug. A fat old man who pretends to be an attractive person online. They take photo (very typically female) from Pinterest and make a instagram account
Jake: Have you seen her? She’s fine asf
Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!
Sam: Be careful bro That’s Uncle Jimmy who lives 2 blocks away. They’re catfishing you!!
by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023
Get the catfishmug. When someone takes someone elses phone and texts as if they were them to find out what that person thinks of them
I was telling Jasmine about how I liked Jessica but it was a catfish and I was actually talking to Jasmine.
by Yurd26 February 10, 2019
Get the Catfishmug. a snow catfish is either a white ass girl who is a koreaboo/weeaboo, or an asian girl (usually chinese) using snow.
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;
"what a snow catfish, no way she looks like that. take that filter off and she look like she fell straight from heaven but landed flat on her face"
by dooly. August 30, 2018
Get the snow catfishmug. 1) when a girl wears a lot of makeup and when she takes it off, she's ugly asf/ looks completely different.
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
Guy 1: bro heard u met vicki at the weekend
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
by ur local dictionary x November 17, 2019
Get the catfishmug. When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and go onto Instagram to add a hot,fake profile picture and add a different name so then you text him (or her ion judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona sad topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to beat them up and then you say that that was so nice of them that you almost forgot how mad u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel bad, trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies.
Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat.
Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your parents "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just jump but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you.
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Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat.
Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your parents "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just jump but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you.
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by @sademoji 👉👈🥺 September 24, 2020
Get the Catfishmug. A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
Get the Catfish Shit Pipemug.