Ben Carson

A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high

If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.

by qwoke March 29, 2016

carson king

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls

carson king is dope as hell.

by dopest mother fucker ever May 25, 2017

Adam Carson

Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.

Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.

Who's your favorite drummer?
Adam Carson.

by PaigeLovesIt February 12, 2008

Carson Daly

I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.

1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.

by dark soul March 17, 2004

ben carson

A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.

...ben carson

by Bmoran2 January 19, 2016

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Pulling a Carson

Leaving an event to go poop.

“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”

by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021