ass captin

you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured

Julius is such a fucking ass captin

by Evand Holmes June 3, 2007

captin

a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts

CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!

by sweet david November 14, 2010

syila cantik

cantik, wanna be my gf?

syila cantik?? halooo??????? syila??? nama kamu cantik atau syila sih

by aliansavero November 23, 2021

caitie

on the streets of Harlem, the largest slut on the corner usually sporting a lovely cow ensemble and can usually be heard saying "i love my mexican!" while spinning around and waving a large burrito.

one time, in the streets of Harlem, when the moon was high in the sky, caitie was mistaken for a cow and animal protection came and tasered her as she screamed, "I need another burrito over here, my ass is starting to shrink!"

by burrito wannabe- eat me lover March 3, 2008

Captify

Commands your full attention.

A Redneck hybrid of Captivate and Occupy.

I was watching the Olympics but they just did not captify me, I wished there was something better to watch.

by stagnate March 17, 2010

Captian Margwar

Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...

I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar

by MicahG5 October 19, 2004

captivitiy

Somebody that is capping and it’s in action

“We not going to be able to go to six flags because my car broke” ... “All that captivitiy you must forgot I got a car”

by Curtains_14 May 7, 2019