rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

Happy Camper

Someone who is happy. Usually because they’ve met someone they like.

“I’m zoey”
“I’m a happy camper.”

-joey from full house

by emøtiønal tea May 23, 2019

Camper

A fool who does not know the concept of moving

Grow a pair you camper

by Big kilode August 16, 2019

concrete campers

A person or persons who live in a tent on concrete ; suburbanites of the lower class, who have not yet made it to the middle class standings.

Johnny leaves his minimum wage job and crawls into his cardboard box for the night, he is just one of many concrete campers just making it by.

by jotegg May 26, 2018

Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.

Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!

by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018

Camper

Idiots who stay at a bit part of the area so that the players can't progress. for example: person almost able to escape and needs a hammer, camper puts immobilizers all over that area and stay there, player can't win.

Camper:*outs traps all around the escape area and waits there *
Person: "stop camping"
Camper: "no I am being smart"
Person: "there would be no way to win for me a game is supposed to have a way a player can beat the monster and a way the monster can beat the player but in this I can't win"
Person: "nah I'm just smarter"

by DarkendMage March 27, 2020

Doo doo camper

A camper that is better than living in a place where someone is overbearing but is also smelly and the roof is falling in

Let’s go to the ole doo doo camper and watch a movie.

by Alotofnonsense April 7, 2020