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muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair
Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.
by Rusanova October 20, 2010
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

mountain cabbage

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"
by leppie October 1, 2003
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dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.
Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?
by Melonanger III March 12, 2016
mugGet the dirty cabbagemug.

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.
1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.
by Jikarta June 11, 2008
mugGet the crib cabbagemug.

Christmas Cabbage

Tradition stemming from the the early 1400's; origin unknown. The tradition continues today in Scotland, England, Africa, Australia, New Zealand and some remote parts of Canada. It is meant to represent absent loved ones and is displayed proudly, usually in a unique or special vessel.
The colour and variety of cabbage used varies from region to region, however, red cabbage seems to be the favourite.
What a beautiful Christmas Cabbage, Dawn would be so touched!

The Christmas Cabbage makes it just like grandpa was still with us.
by Dale Lewis December 19, 2010
mugGet the Christmas Cabbagemug.

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank
Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.
by Marine purple August 6, 2016
mugGet the Cabbage dickmug.

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