Beef Moment

A short, passing disagreement shared between acquaintances. A bit of beef, lasting briefly.

"Jeez Matthew, can't we ever watch anything other than Tim Duncan highlights?"
"Whoa Emily, do you really have a problem with The Big Fundamental?!"
"No, you're right, those five rings deserve some respect."
"Phew, it was about to get heated, I'm glad it was just a beef moment"

by Mugsy Toads August 3, 2015

Beef Tag

A game in which one person jabs another in the collar bone with their finger tips while calling out the words "BEEF TAG"

Yo dude I was with Debra yesterday and as I went in for a kiss I Beef Tagged her .

by Not Sam Foulks March 28, 2017

Beef Plugging

When a horny female uses three simulated penis devices to masturbate her vagina and anus and mouth at the same time.

Rachel's toy collection enables her to do a little beef plugging.

Broooohhh. I just walked in on your mom beef plugging.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

beef dog

A dance move invented by some phish kids. It basically consists of turning your wrists inward, locking both arms straight, raising your shoulders and bobbing your head like a douche bag.
some think the origins of this dance move were created from watching other people high as shit having a blast.
Best executed in groups.

Second set ghost was sick but did you see me beef dogging...
It was tight.
AB⚡️DC for life!

by Duder May 31, 2018

Beef Bottom

An overweight, sexually submissive male. Can be straight or gay. But either way, loves it in the cornhole.

This bar is full of beef bottoms.

Randy is a beef bottom.

My dom specializes in beef bottoms.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018

beefcake graphman

A man that is a total beefcake but can also graph very well. They are usually worshiped as gods of algebra 1.

Wow look at that dude he can graph so well he’s like a beefcake graphman. He’s immortal!

by Axis powers November 15, 2019

Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020